IKEA Stands for...

I Keep Adjusting And...

It makes NO DIFFERENCE WHAT SO EVER!

Why do my drawers not fit? Hmmm? I have SEVEN (7) drawers that have decided, last minute, on page 40 bloody 5, NOT TO FIT.

MMmmmghrophopgbrrrrrr...

It's cool though. For the first time in my life (not counting my Sarah Lawrence housemates -- no offence, Stephen G) I have a hotblooded male in my house. He figured I'd done the runners backwards. DUH. UH.