Slap My Tail and Call Me Stinky

So, the reason for my prolonged absence is that I literally could not get to my desk. There are now FOUR dogs in my 137-square-foot flat and about £700 worth of Ikea flat-pack. Randy is moving in this weekend and some lady I barely know invited her Doberman to stay over for 2 weeks while she basks in the Antigua sun. The timing couldn't be better. However, the most disturbing thing is that each new dog is bigger than the last one. Soon I will be running a pony-park and petting zoo from my third floor apartment. Did I mention that I'm trying to be an actress???