What about Don King?

It seems everybody has a fan club these days. Even that guy who was just nominated for "world's unsexiest man" has a fan club. Then again, two nights ago I was watching some show on channel 5 about uber-hairy women and the men who are seriously into that kind of thing. And we're not talking a few spiders here and there; it's full-on, smack-down monkey-suit proportions. Gross? Sure. And yet, truly marvelous. When you stop and think about it, everyone needs a cheering section.